Ass Burgers (Season 15, Episode 8) - Full Episode Player - South Park Studios

South Park: HUMANCENTiPAD Original Air Date: 04.27.2011

Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

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At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

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The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

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Cartman is furious when the school posts the kid's penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

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Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.

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Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out whats really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find.

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After stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think hes become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of south park begins to unravel.

South Park: Ass Burgers Original Air Date: 10.05.2011

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

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What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

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The kids most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

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Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadways biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

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The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

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After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain was the first Thanksgiving Dinner haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving everyone.

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With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.

KennyKenny's DadKenny's MomKenny's ParentsCartmanKarenKevinBeerWhite Trash Comments comment BRMBug *1508: Ass Burgers* Post-Air Discussion Aaaand we're off!!! Reply GeminiShamrock Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Oh, wow! This is about Stan after all! Reply ClydeFrog4Prez Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion "Those 2 should just screw and get it over with" lololol Reply kfgg Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Oh great here comes the "Aspergers isn't real" bullshit.

That entire scene was WRONG. Yes it was funny, but that's not what people with aspergers do. Sorry to disappoint, yes it is a real problem.

Oh well. I'm honestly more interested in Stan Reply ClydeFrog4Prez Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Really? Come on lol Reply RichardV1150 Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion All I can say, Matrix twist, Kyle and Wendy, Ass burgers Cartman's special secret, lol. I can see how this will blow up in Cartman's face. Stan's playing this one great! Reply triplemultiplex Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion No post air yet I see.

I really hope they don't leave that anti-vaccine crap hanging from act 1. They need to get back to that bullshit.

Randy's still a dumbass in his one scene.

Is Fatass going to open a burger joint now or what? Surprised he didn't have himself a laugh over everyone eating his ass burger. Reply ClydeFrog4Prez Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Reverse matrix twist. Lol genius Reply GeminiShamrock Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion All I can say, Matrix twist, Kyle and Wendy, Ass burgers Cartman's special secret, lol. I can see how this will blow up in Cartman's face. Stan's playing this one great!

Dude, it's fucking Stan. He's awesome! Reply kfgg Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion "Kyle, I love you"
"You're a piece of shit, fuck you"
"I love you"

hahaha Reply GeminiShamrock Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion And the secret ingredient in Cartman Burgers is he's storing them in his underwear around his ass. This episode is awesome! Reply RichardV1150 Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion lol stan druck is hilarious. Okay so the people(matrix ppl behind aspergers) are fools and are just stupid. Stan and kyle love hate was funny. I like where this is going Reply Bedlampuhedron Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Lol I love the "or aliens, whatever, f*ck you!" bit so much Reply triplemultiplex Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion A ringing endorsement for Jame-o!

Dutch oven; that may be one of the best fart jokes I've heard in some time.

Fart burger. Reply ClydeFrog4Prez Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion So now stan's an alcoholic? Reply Bedlampuhedron Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Hahaha, I don't think there could have been a better follow up to You're Getting Old! Reply kfgg Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion So we'll just do a whole 360 and reverse this to 1506

Ok

Thank you very much.

Welcome back Reply RichardV1150 Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Nice, I thought a South Park was going to start changing forever then they said, no f*ck you Stan, we're keeping it the same. Nice! Also the little bit about Stan drinking in the end, lol just like his father. Reply Niels0827 Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion I laughed a few times. Pretty good episode. A little over-dramatized, but it's nice how everything is back to normal in the canon. Guess we'll see where this whole thing with the tequila goes next week. Reply Uchua Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Just a word to all the people with Aspergers complaining about this:

I have Aspergers, it's gotten me beat up and ridiculed, and I still found that whole episode completely hilarious. If you can't laugh at yourself you shouldn't laugh at anyone else. So just take your criticism, and laugh at yourself for a change. Reply nwt000 Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Pretty epic, liked the Asperger's cover and the ending. Welcome back South Park we know and love! 9.3/10 Reply Mick Bynes Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion That was an incredible episode! I was wondering if South Park would do an episode about Asperger's. It was super hilarious. Best. Stan episode. Ever. Reply Barack_Obama Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Damn, beat me to it. (stan is an alcoholic.)

Still don't get why Obama is a duck in the "real world", maybe it means "lame duck" and isn't getting reelected? Reply kfgg Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion I have hardcore aspergers. Don't care. Could care less

Stan is what I'm worried about. Looks like things are back to normal. I hope he doesn't become an alcoholic. I don't need another thing to worry about.

Anyways, next week. Reply triplemultiplex Re: *1508: Ass Burgers* Pre-Air Discussion Well looks like the universe has been beaten back into shape. Just when Stan was accepting the idea of change. This is exactly what the writing staff was discussing in that 60 Minutes piece.

The reverse montage to Landslide was a pretty sweet call back.

The big joke in the episode that I absolutely love is that the secret to ending the shittiness is straight whiskey. Here, here. Everything's back to normal and I guess Stan now has a drinking problem.

I'll get into Aspergers/vaccination debates later as there is a really important to me baseball game on right now. But really quick I'll reiterate that there is no connection whatsoever between vaccines and any neurological disorders like autism or aspergers. The science is overwhelming. Don't listen to the few vocal quacks out there. Reply 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13